I just had to share this .....

So, my darling Gerry has been on holidays this week, and diligently working to get Keni's room made over for her birthday next week.  He chose to go into work today so that he could make tons of money not really doing much at all.  In order to go into work this morning he had to go to bed early last night so that he could wake up at 4am.   Being the good Wife that I am, I layed very still and watched some television. 

Somewhere around 2:30am my attention was drawn from the television to the ceiling above the bed.  There was a HUGE HAIRY SPIDER! EEEEEEEEEEEEK!  Those of you who know me well understand what was about to happen, and those who don't know me well, keep reading! 

I was laying there staring at the damn spider, and I was so frightened that I couldn't move.  This is what followed .....  That big hairy spider RAN across the ceiling, stops right above my head, looks down at me and says "Psssssssssssssst! Hey Tana!"  I answered "Yes big hairy spider?"  Then he replied, "Here's what's going to happen.  I'm going to wait until 6am when you are asleep, then I'm going to drop down and land on your face, and then I'm going to crawl into your hair and make babies.  Ok Buttercup?"  I started whining and crying and freaking out.  I strategically did this until it woke Gerry up.  I blew a fit until he got up out of his comfy bed to get a tissue and kill that big hairy spider.  He then took it and gave it a buriel at sea.  (I was ever so proud that he wasn't awake enough to do what he normally does, which is to wave the freaking thing in front of me until I scream and run like the girlie girl that I am not.) 

Then my darling Husband got back into bed and went right back to sleep.  I have to hand it to him .... he really has to put up with a lot living with a household of crazies!  LOL! 

Happy Saturday everyone! 
Ciao!